Thursday, December 16, 2004

Conservative Christmas

courtesy of Evil Conservatives Industries...
first get the tune of "Happy Christmas (War is Over)" in your head

So this is Christmas

Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die

War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young

Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee

Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s

An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit

Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer

There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer

We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh

listening to this driving down Mopac, almost wet my pants and wrecked the car. fortunately i had an extra pair of pants in the trunk. So here's to more kids dying and a bull market...Merry Christmas!

2 comments:

adam said...

I didn't even know you had a blog! What else are you hiding?

j said...

well if i told you then i wouldn't be hiding it anymore.
i was pretty suprised to find a huge group of people i know all connected in blog-o-world. then i felt all poopy cuz i was an outsider and i realized that none of you really like me. oh well. i hate all of you any way so i guess it's no big loss.