Monday, November 29, 2004

I'm Sizzlean

my favorite character in Winnie the Pooh is that Mole that always whistles when he-phew-talks... i know how that mole feels.
I have been in the fetal postion curled around my Group 1 Insurance Study book since Wednesday night. yes, all through thanksgiving.
yes. all through the football games. all through the family visits. while Alicia was touring potential homes, I was reading away and highlighting words and sentances and paragraphs about IRA's and variable annuities and guaranteed renewals.

as of 2:30 today i popped my little mole head out of the ground and blinked my little mole eyes and an old lady named Sheryl was there and she said I passed. then she fingerprinted me like some felon, patted me on the rump and sent me on my way.

the good news? I get to start all over tonight studying for my series 6 which is part 1 of certification with the NASD (national association of swamp diggers i think)
the great news? this test is twice as long (5 hours) and twice as hard! Yeah!
(slight scurrying heard as the mole heads back underground to study and eat bacon)

6 comments:

loofrin said...

that was the funniest damn thing i've read in a long time. "your little mole head and blinked your little moles eyes..." haha...

Jason Maroney said...

was that little dude a mole or a gopher?
mole is definitely how i feel and funnier

Anonymous said...

you go man... i needs some good mole finacial advice, this is Sean. Just saw this and prob wont find it again. Peace bros

Jason Maroney said...

is this the sean? big sean?

also, i think that the dented head is actually a classifying feature of male moleage. much like antlers on a buck or the redness of a male cardinal. the feathers of a peacock... what's with that name anyway? Can we men help it if we are so darn good looking? (all of the current male commentors of this blog excused)

why in the animal world are the males so attractive and human males are so butt-ugly. i mean, guys, compared to females, men ran through the forest of ugly and hit every tree. every 4 months or so alicia and i go out and i compare the 2 of us and wonder "what exactly do you see in me?" you must really go for personality
oh wait... maybe it's cleanliness...nope...sense of humor?... machismo?...must be my excellent taste in music...

loofrin said...

yo, j! that was big sean. i linked or blog to him last night. hope you don't mind.

Jason Maroney said...

where can i find him? does he have a blog?