Tuesday, November 16, 2004

fashion tips

always on the cutting edge, thought i would provide some fashion tips for the middle aged youth workers who strive oh so hard to be hip. (amazing how that middle keeps getting older)
here are some combinations that, no matter what you read elsewhere, DO NOT go together.

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least ... my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in
your mind when you shop.


Peter said...

Thanks for the tips. I guess i'll have to bring down my spiked hair now. But I can't give up the midrift shirts.

j said...

glad to see the middle agers checking out the blog are taking the advice